ahh, the one I remember... the one that got away....not really
a few years ago this women I met on the local hikers club meet up rode as well and PM'd one day me to aske if I wanted to ride up in the mountains then park, shed our gear, and go for a hike.. she was cute, I was like definitley.... ah, it was a lovely ride, espeically since I was certain to get laid in the woods... why else would she have asked?
Well, about half way in this trail that went in deep and had very few pople scattered about, she decides to start complaining about life.. .about why little trips like this are necessary for her right now... First the job thing... okay, that all women bitch about... then it came... oh it came.... "me and my girlfriend have been at eachother's throats for months now..." Uh, girlfriend? "we've been living together for over a year and were talking about marriage until recently...' and so it went....
Upon hearing that about 17,000 of my sperm cells immediately commited suicide and my boys crawled back inot my body for a week and stayed there shaking... WHat a momumental let down! A great spur of the moment ride, great hike, cute chick who rides and hikes and wants to be alone in the woods with me (doubted her sanity) all to come to find out she's a full-time beaver trapper who needed a pal to vent on. F*ck me! Not.
Well, that was my best spur of the moment sponaneous ride up until about half way in.... but hey still a good ride and made a "good" freind, even though I contemplated jumping off a cliff while she was yapping about "her." If there is a God he (actually I'm thinking he's a she at this point) was laughing his ass off.
From now on I'm checking if there are unwanted parts, and orientation, BEFORE I am stuck alone with a women!!!